Orange Trash (a.k.a. "The Snooki Situation")

There is a disturbing epidemic of spray-tanned sluttiness in this country (and maybe world-wide, I don't know - like most Americans, I only pay attention to what is happening here and show little to no interest in the goings-on of the rest of the world).  The coverage of this epidemic used to be confined to Mtv and E!, but it is spreading like unchecked herpes and has infected Bravo, VH1 and nearly every other station - not even the Discovery Channel is safe.