Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Reality TV

I have a few ideas for reality shows that I just want to put out there, so that when they inevitably get made I might get a small consulting fee, or at least be entitled to an outburst of righteous indignation ("hey, they STOLE my idea!") when the promo for said reality show airs on Bravo.

American Criminal - the most heinous criminals from various prisons across the U.S. are sent to live in one big correctional facility, where a camera crew films them Big Brother style. Each week, viewers can text their vote for the criminal they'd most like to see executed.

The Real Hut-Wives of Afghanistan - I think the title is pretty much self-explanatory

America's Got Talons - a reality show devoted to people obsessed with their pet birds.

Who Wants to Be a Money-Grubbing Whore? - Oh wait, this show already exists and it's called "Millionaire Matchmaker."