stupid things i've seen

A few days ago I was in the parking lot of my local grocery store when I spotted an interesting bumper sticker on the back of a minivan. It read "Jesus Is The Answer." What was the question? Jesus can't possibly be the answer to every inquiry - what if someone asked "who farted?" or "who shot J.R.?" It seems that "Jesus" would not be a fitting answer to either of those questions, unless Jesus actually is a flatulent murderer, which seems highly unlikely.